Pigeons, Panic, and Protocols Collide

in Dreadhorse, Writing on October 28, 2025

Pigeons, Panic, and Protocols Collide
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Dreadhorse Chapter 24
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Certainly! Here’s an approximately 500-word mini-story inspired by your prompt and the world described above:

**A Polished Mess**

Senator Glynn Royst, the region’s most ambitious politician, prided himself on his nerves of steel—except around birds. For decades he’d built a spotless reputation, all while privately nursing a feathered phobia and never letting slip the secret of a *mishap* he’d caused at the old AI facility. If anyone learned the truth—that it was he who’d scrambled the center’s surveillance to cover an experimental blunder years ago—his career would vaporize quicker than cheap coffee in the microwave.

Today, Glynn decided to do good. He would finally erase the digital breadcrumbs from that night, which, incredibly, might still reside in the bowels of the abandoned research center. He was deft, determined, and ready to be discreet—unfortunately, he had to take his campaign interns along for a “community engagement” photo op.

The interns, specifically, were the infamously buff and beautiful “Andrews”—six young men, all named Andrew, all looking like they walked off a fitness magazine cover, and all disastrously, hilariously clueless in reasons that never failed to astound Glynn. There was Andrew M. (the model), Andrew G. (the gamer), Andrew F. (the foodie), and so on. They followed him everywhere, chattering and taking endless selfies.

As they entered the shadowy, flickering corridors of the defunct AI center, Glynn found himself sweating—not just from the threat of being discovered, but from the panicked anticipation that the center had once been home to a flock of experimental, semi-autonomous robotic pigeons. Glynn swallowed hard, eyes darting for beaks and wings.

“Hey, Senator, you ever see ghosts?” Andrew F. asked, accidentally leaning into a faulty panel and causing a loud, booming alarm to echo through the center.

“Don’t touch ANYTHING!” Glynn pleaded, just as Andrew M. knocked his elbow into a bank of relays, immediately plunging the corridors into technicolor strobe lights.

Within minutes, improbable chaos reigned. The other Andrews tried to help. Andrew G., thinking it was a security system, started hacking furiously on his tablet—only to inadvertently reactivate Dred, the center’s formerly comatose augmented specialist. Dred’s glowing eyes snapped open through the glass of his locked room, startling Glynn so much he accidentally stomped on a crate, releasing a scatter of robotic pigeon carcasses (one of which sparked and jittered into life). The room filled with milling, flexing Andrews, a howling, laser-eyed mechanical pigeon, and one panicking senator hiding behind a campaign poster.

Dred rose from his table, gaze sweeping the confusion with regal annoyance. “State your purpose,” he intoned, neon irises scanning the absurd tableau.

“Photoshoot!” Andrew M. grinned, snapping a group selfie. The auto-flash startled the mechanical pigeon, launching it straight at Glynn’s head. He shrieked, ducking behind Andrew F., who promptly fainted into Andrew G.’s arms.

Beneath the laughter and cacophony, Glynn realized he had no choice but to trust these uncanny companions. He straightened his tie, suppressing the urge to hyperventilate as the pigeon whirred in circles overhead.

Dred arched a metallic brow. “If you want the data, you’ll need to follow me.”

The Andrews exchanged enthusiastic glances, dragging the senator to his feet.

“Adventure?” Andrew G. asked, eyes shining.

Glynn gulped. “Let’s… let’s go.”

As they disappeared deeper into the humming maze, pursued by echoing caws and technicolor lights, the fate of Glynn’s secrets—and possibly the world—hung by a thread.

*To be continued…*

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